It is part of the year when you might be preparing yourself for a new start. How enjoyable 2019 was for you and how you have spent every movement is now a memory for you. Everyone has many unforgettable movements with their friends and families. As its new year and 2020 is about to start, pull up your socks and get ready to create more unforgettable memories this year. Make this new year unique for your friends by wishing a happy new year in a different style. Here we have a collection of Funny Newyear sayings that you can use as your facebook status, WhatsApp status and to wish your friends.

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. 

Unknown

If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browser in the year 2018

Dear 2020, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.

My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.

Nia Vardalos

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

Jay Leno

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! 

Aleister Crowley

This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd. 

Melanie White

I’m going to order a pizza 5 minutes before the New Year and when it arrives I’ll say, “I ordered this damn pizza a year ago”

Unknown

I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right?

Catherine O’Hara

Funny Movie 2012 Fact… Today is the fifth death anniversary of our planet. rest in peace.

All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you. I am tired to be your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.

May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. Happy New Year!

I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right? 

Catherine O’Hara

My new years resolution is not to shovel snow. Since I’m gonna be in Florida, I feel pretty good about it.

Greg Tamblyn

I do think New Year’s resolutions can’t technically be expected to begin on New Year’s Day, don’t you? Since, because it’s an extension of New Year’s Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

Helen Fielding

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Jay Leno

Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

Jay Leno

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

P.J. O’Rourke

That was the collection of Funny Happy NewYear Saying 2020. Hope you have enjoyed reading it. Don’t forget to leave a comment down below.
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