Funny Quotes and Sayings about Family

The family is the most important part in almost every person’s life. Most of the people have their family members as their closest relation. You might have spent lots of time with different people in your life whether they are your colleague, your friends, or even best friends but the movements spent with your family has great importance. No matter how sad, worried or frustrated you are feeling by spending little time with your family could help you to get rid of that any all the problems.
Is there any occasion or any gathering in your family then this is the perfect movement for you to show your love for your family. Here we have the collection of Best Funny Quotes and Saying about Family that will help you to show your love in a unique style.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.    

Jeff Foxworthy

If you want to call a family meeting, Just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located


Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Sam Leveson

In my family, Crazy doesn’t skip a generation


A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Ogden Nash

Family: A Social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space

Evan Esar

In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.

George Burns

I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that’s all that matters.

Lance Armstrong

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

Jane Howard

24/7 Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer.

Jodi Picoult

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother.

One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family

Jonathan Safrari Foer

Family is just accident… They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.

Marsha Norman

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.


Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

Marc Brown

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother

Anna Quindlen

I Grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hop

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – The mother.

Claudette Colbert

No matter what you have done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look back on having given love and attention to your family, what have you really accomplished

Elbery Hubbard

Having children makes you no more a parent having a piano makes you a pianist

Michael Levine

A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.


One would be in less danger, from the wiles of the stranger, if one’s own kin and kith, were more fun to be with.

When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?

Pam Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement

Florida Scott-Maxwell

We’re sisters. You’re my family what is you is me. There’s nothing that you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.


Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. 


If you shake your family tree, watch for the nuts to fall.


An inlaw is someone who has married into your family; an outlaw is an inlaw who resists letting you do their genealogy

That was the list of top best funny quotes about family. hope you have enjoyed this list. If any of our quotes became the reason to bring some happiness at your family member’s face then let us know with your comments in the comment section down below.

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